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The first few months were picture perfect. We both had good jobs, money was plentiful, sexy times were frequent and inventive. Then her company downsized and we were a single income household. She took it poorly, and became more and more resentful of the money situation, and started sarcastically asking permission every time she wanted to buy something. The final straw was one morning when she wanted a Mcmuffin for breakfast. I asked her how much, and she said, "I'm gonna need about tree-fiddy." Well, it was along about this time I noticed that my new bride was actually a three story tall monster from the Paleozoic era...

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