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Within a year of our marriage she started seeing the guy across the street.He had a huge truck with really big wheels.I think she loved that.So we divorced soon after.Her idea.They moved a few miles away and got married.We would then meet up on occasion and have sex. Go figure..In about a year or so after their marriage I read in the paper or maybe I heard it on the news I am not sure,but anyway He ended up shooting her and the dog with his shot gun killing them both and then blows his brains out.I swear I am not making this up. In a small way I blame myself....

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